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i was teaching my grandma to use computer so.....

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supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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  • *hears noises at night*:

    well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*:

    I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

  • *heart is beating fast*:

    I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

  • *a cop walks by*:

    here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

  • *taking a test*:

    don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

  • *gets a sunburn*:

    great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

  • *tripping over something*:

    I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

  • *period is late*:

    crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

  • *laptop shuts suddenly down*:

    well fuck it's broken forever bye everything bye money

jamesssy:

i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones and middle aged women wearing yoga pants 

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